Definitions by SpidersGiveMeBoners

shopgifting 

The act of leaving trash or any unwanted items on the shelves at a store instead of throwing them away or returning them. A common thing that happens at Walmart.

"I caught a guy shopgifting, he left a Starbucks cup in the toilet paper aisle."

shopgifting by SpidersGiveMeBoners July 21, 2022

Simp 

A guy who is only trying to get with a woman for a small shallow reason. Basically a male gold-digger, but on a larger scale.

"He's a simp! He only wants to date her, because she's rich and has a big ass. He doesn't care that she's on meth!"

Simp by SpidersGiveMeBoners May 29, 2020

Gunga 

Lint or any other debris from underwear or shitting found in the pilonidal cleft of the ass.

"The doctor said that I have a cyst in my ass."
"Dude, you finna need surgery for that. Be careful not to get any gunga in there. That shit's brutal."

Gunga by SpidersGiveMeBoners August 1, 2019

Douchemire 

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

Douchemire by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

Wallowing 

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;

My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

Wallowing by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019