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DoucheMcgooch

When a woman douches with the grease from the fries from McDonalds
Fatty Cathy liked McDonalds soo much that she had to DoucheMcgooch that shit.
DoucheMcgooch by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Douchemoose 

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."
"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."
Douchemoose by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011

douchemiester 

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him
woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

Douchebagosphere 

A parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.

One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.
John: "What is up with that caustic person over there?"
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."
Douchebagosphere by Spastictard November 4, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026