Douchemigos

A group of 2 or more friends that are or look like complete douchebags.

Those dudes like like the douchemigos I was talking about.

by Stinky Peet February 28, 2023

DoucheMcgooch

When a woman douches with the grease from the fries from McDonalds

Fatty Cathy liked McDonalds soo much that she had to DoucheMcgooch that shit.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Douchemoose

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."

"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."

by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011

douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011

Douchebagosphere

A parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.

One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.

John: "What is up with that caustic person over there?"
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."

by Spastictard November 4, 2017