Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

Doucheclump by paleech April 19, 2010

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

doucheclip by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

douchebumps 

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010

doucheclipse 

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.

Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse

doucheclipse by nig_nog August 6, 2014

douchecup 

a word to describe a person who has been a complete jerk and has been worse then a douchebag

your a fucking douchecup

douchecup by shunamaji March 13, 2009

douchebumps 

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

douchebumps by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

douchelympics 

word for a place where there are alot of douche bags in one place

i've never seen so many douche bags in my life! we're officially at the douchelympics!

douchelympics by aakasd420 October 15, 2010