Doucheburns
Doucheburns by HardyMonster November 1, 2009
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doucheburst
an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting
Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment
doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008
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douchebumps
(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.
Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!
Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.
Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.
douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010
douchebunny
A douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a crappy one. It describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarrassing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. Adding the "bunny" to the "douche" gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
douchebunny by Abbiesaurusrex December 19, 2009
Doucheburg
A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.
Doucheburg by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009
doucheburger
doucheburger by crack sammich September 6, 2008
douchebumps
The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.
I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.
douchebumps by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007
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