One of many of the different sorts of uncles, in this case, an uncle who is a bit or more of a complete douche bag.
My brother Joe was supposed babysit my daughter. Instead he got drunk and never showed up. What a complete douchebuncle!
by ffstretch December 26, 2024
Get the Douchebuncle mug.A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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by tgibber May 13, 2010
Get the douchebucket mug.When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.
by jwalker720 August 24, 2010
Get the douchebacle mug.1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
by scissorbot April 20, 2008
Get the douchebucket mug.1. Doing the wrong thing, then later realizing that you could have gone about it in a much better fashion. Short for "douche bag angle".
2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.
2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.
Say a girl best described as "plain jane" that you see everyday gets a MAD makeover and like an ass you try to lay some smoothness on her only to be shot down with the realization that you knew her all along. If only you hadn't taken the douchebangle you'd probably be cozy with her right now.
Example in a sentence:
"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".
Example in a sentence:
"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".
by turdcutter January 13, 2008
Get the douchebangle mug.A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 16, 2021
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