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douchebunny 

A douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a crappy one. It describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarrassing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. Adding the "bunny" to the "douche" gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.

Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
"You're such a douchebunny! Just a little douchebunny, go hop away."
douchebunny by Abbiesaurusrex December 19, 2009
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Douchebuggy

Look at that douchebuggy go!
Douchebuggy by beenerhead July 10, 2010

Douchebuggy

Every Seem to Notice all the Brilliant Eco Conscious People that Drive a Prius, so as to Save the planet, Seem to be Complete Idiots, when it comes to Driving?? Or as I Like to Say:" Oh, Great Here's Another Enlightened Fucktard in a "Douchebuggy"
Douchebuggy by Ghost1319 April 6, 2016

Doucheburns 

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.
Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.
Doucheburns by HardyMonster November 1, 2009

douchebonner 

to have a bonner while being a douche.
"wow look at that douchebonner!"
douchebonner by King Citrus February 21, 2010

douchebuddy

That guy who just annoys you so much that you can't even imagine how he is still your friend or better yet how he ever became your friend in the first place.
One of my drunk friends is such a douchebuddy.
douchebuddy by Plecodude August 5, 2014

douchefunnel 

The worst insult in the douche catagory. There is douche, then douchebag, then douchenozzle, and finally douchefunnel. Nobody knows what it actually means besides a harsh insult toward an asshole who deserves it. Only use when necessary.
He is a complete douchefunnel. He doesn't deserve to live.