Douchebrunch

A gathering of two or more self-indulgent asshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: Douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. Normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.

Man...those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. What ho! They've gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others' token asshattery! Oh the humanity!

by TeamJerk September 25, 2010

Douchebauchery

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max

Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.

by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

Douchebauchery

An excessive indulgence in douchebaggery whereby multiple douchebags or douchebottles gather and openly celebrate their love for hairgel, spray tanning, puckering their lips and throwing gang signs in candid photos, and the other nonsensical actions typifying the douche culture.

"Would you look at the douchebauchery going on in this club. I can't drink here...let's move on."

by jvgordy March 7, 2009

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

Douchebauchery

The combination of the words douche bag/douche baggery and debauchery.

I went to this ridiculous frat party last night. It was all sorts of douchebauchery.

by AgentCooper311 December 18, 2010

douchemunch

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

by missbetty29 March 7, 2014

douchebauchery

Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).

Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.

Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.

by Hunk Daddy Flex March 8, 2014