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A gathering of two or more self-indulgent asshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: Douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. Normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.

Man...those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. What ho! They've gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others' token asshattery! Oh the humanity!

Douchebrunch by TeamJerk September 25, 2010

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Douchebauchery

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max

Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.

Douchebauchery by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

Related Words

Douchebrunch • Douchebauchery • Douchebuncle • douchemunch • douche muncher • Douche Puncher • Douche Bouche • douche brush • douche punch

Douchebauchery

An excessive indulgence in douchebaggery whereby multiple douchebags or douchebottles gather and openly celebrate their love for hairgel, spray tanning, puckering their lips and throwing gang signs in candid photos, and the other nonsensical actions typifying the douche culture.

"Would you look at the douchebauchery going on in this club. I can't drink here...let's move on."

Douchebauchery by jvgordy March 7, 2009

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

douchemuncher by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

Douchebauchery

The combination of the words douche bag/douche baggery and debauchery.

I went to this ridiculous frat party last night. It was all sorts of douchebauchery.

Douchebauchery by AgentCooper311 December 18, 2010

douchemunch

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

douchemunch by missbetty29 March 7, 2014

douchebauchery

Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).

Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.

Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.

douchebauchery by Hunk Daddy Flex March 8, 2014

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026