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douchepickle

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
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Douchepickle

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
Stop being such a Douchepickle man!
by Radox June 13, 2015
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DouchePickle

Kanye west is a douchepickle.
by Urbanashley September 18, 2009
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douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.
"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."
by Stobyoia September 3, 2009
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douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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douchepick

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.
Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!
by OSUrulz August 20, 2007
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Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"
by Chico_GL July 13, 2006
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