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Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.
1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"

2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009
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