DoucheBagCrat
Joe Brandon is a DoucheBagCrat.
DoucheBagCrat by Fast Floyd Richards November 17, 2021
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douchebagathon
douchebagathon by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
Related Words
Douchebagattractionitis
a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.
Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
Douchebagattractionitis by NinaM November 8, 2011
douchebagatastic
douchebagatastic by Micro8s October 16, 2009
Doucheacrat
A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.
Doucheacrat by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
Anti-Douchebagatry
Lack of Ability to blend in and or fit in or not suck ass
Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World
YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS
FUCK YOUR LIFE
Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World
YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS
FUCK YOUR LIFE
Anti-Douchebagatry by billabongman aka the nickster February 25, 2009
Douchebagation
Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than they already were.
Matt: 2+2=6
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
Douchebagation by Mel. March 18, 2008
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026