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Douche Swag 

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger
Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
Douche Swag by Young Don23 August 13, 2012
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Douchy Swag 

It's that thing that only a borderline cocky/confident guy presents that girls should watch out for, but will surely allure them in to boning a guy that is no good for them. May be present in forms of sarcasm, smirks or a guy that is good looking and knows it and uses it to his advantage.

Guys with no jobs or just plain out losers that try to hard to get girls do not have this, those are just douche bags, period.
Girl: I totally want to bone my neighbor.
Friend: Yup, he has that douchy swag!
Douchy Swag by swaglover June 30, 2011

douche swaggled 

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.
Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.
douche swaggled by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche bag Christmas swagg 

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.
cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

Douchewagon 

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.
"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."
Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009

douchewagging 

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche
"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"
douchewagging by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014

douchesag 

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
douchesag by Fotofly November 29, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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