douchewagging

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche

"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"

by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014

Douchebagginess

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

by Zp_db October 5, 2009

Douchebaggin' it

When some one is commiting the act of being a massive douchebag.

Wow tiffany, you're douchebaggin' it.

by animalsfatskin December 30, 2009

douchebaggin

(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag.
(Adj) Lame, unexciting, prohibiting.

1) God I hate Ted! Look at him douchebaggin around the block like he owns it! Hey Ted! Quit all the douchebaggin!

2) This day is douchebaggin, I think I might off myself or something.

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

douchebaggins

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.

"You are such a douchebaggins"

by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010

douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.

Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!

by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

Douchebaggins

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."

That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins

by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009