Douchewagon

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Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.

"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."

Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009

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Douchewagon

A vehicle, usually owned by ones father, used to carry douchebags and their crew.

i.e. Hummer H2
*a Hummer H2 roars by with toolish, drunk fratboys screaming out the windows* "Hope you wrap you douchewagon around a tree!!"

Douchewagon by tehshadow23 May 14, 2010

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douchewagon

a cool way to insult someone

Hey that sure was a good show-SHIT DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DOUCHEWAGON WEARING A GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIRT!

douchewagon by harry wang June 11, 2004

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Douchewagon

A person, typically a guy, who is douchier than a normal douchebag.

Trey is such a douchewagon.

Douchewagon by Aniggaa January 24, 2015

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jumping on the douchewagon

upon following some trends that should not be followed one is jumping on the douchewagon!

bandwagon for douchey behavior.

a while back when the douchecrew guys would wear the sunvisors (you use to see at the dollar store for the old people) upsidedown and backwards making them look like toolbots? anybody dressing like that was jumping on the douchewagon. I think it is safe to say that "popped" collars on polo-shirts falls into the same category.

jumping on the douchewagon by specialedge December 3, 2010

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Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

Douchebagner by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

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Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

Douche wagon by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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