Douche 'do 

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

Douche 'do by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

Douche Dormer 

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.

"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."

Douche Dormer by Dillbox August 3, 2016

douche donut 

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

douche donut by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville 

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

douche donkey 

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

douche donkey by nubman September 19, 2008

douche dongro 

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.

douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.

douche dongro by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011

Douche Doucher 

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.

fuck you, you Douche Doucher

Douche Doucher by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008