Douche-douche

The ultimite insult. If delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. Usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your shit, or an obnoxious prick. There are different levels of being a Douche-douche. Each individual Douche-douche has his own title: Douche-douche Commander, Douche-douche Killer, The Douche-douche, etc.

Ben:Oh my god Cole just broke my guituar.
Dean:Yo man, he's Triple Douche-douche legend.
Ben:Word

Douche-douche by spencerripps November 2, 2006

douche-douche music 

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

douche-douche music by Screw dog September 30, 2008

douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.

Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...

douche douche twat twat by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006

Bang Bang Douche Douche

Lesbians having hot sex.

Hey becky wanna bang bang douche douche?

Bang Bang Douche Douche by 26343 July 29, 2010

Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche 

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche by Boppity November 21, 2009

Douche Brand Douche 

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

Douche Brand Douche by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017

douche le douche 

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......

"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......

douche le douche by T.S. March 4, 2003