Douchcanno
Douchcanno by DirtypeckerDrpepper March 23, 2017
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Douchecanoe
It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
Related Words
Douchcanno • Douchcanoe • douche cannon • douche cannoe • douchecanoe • Douchecano • Douchiano • douchano • doucheano • doucheanow
Douchiano
new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
Douchecano
From Douche and Volcano.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
Douchecano by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
douchecanoe
douchecanoe by donkitat November 2, 2010
Douchecanoe
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
Douchecanoe by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010
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