Douchcanno

Anyone who is a dick, asshole, or jerk. Or most men.

God, Tristian is such a douchcanno for what he did to Jordan.

by DirtypeckerDrpepper March 23, 2017

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

Douchiano

a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.

new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.

new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.

by KSTA August 24, 2018

Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

by donkitat November 2, 2010

Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe

by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006