Double Hanger

A piece of fabric rides up your junk and splits your boys apart. AKA a man "cameltoe"

"Dude, you got a double hanger going on there. Ya might want to fix that..."

by DubbleTrubble July 9, 2014

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

Doubleganger

A male male female threesome

Tom and Chris had a doubleganger with Sarah

by Swanksie August 29, 2019

doubleganger

Someone’s personality, living style and the way he / she talks are exactly as similar as the other.

a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person.

Either you are Hereward, or you’re his doubleganger.

by Faywahaha August 23, 2019

Doubleganger

The fatter version of yourself

Yo, I saw someone that looked just like you, but fatter. Could have been you doubleganger

by No Chenango September 23, 2021