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Double Finger Mustache 

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.
I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

double finger roll 

A dangerous sex move that was discovered on October 11, 1997 and in honor of that day every month on the 11th is a day of celebration for the double finger roll. It is very dangerous and can lead to death. Only a few men came out alive and everyone else died within 23.6 seconds of the sexual technique. This sex move is a secret and is not to be spread around.
Yo did you do the double finger roll to that hooker last night?

fuck yeah man.

Dude your a fucking gorilla that shit is dangerous.

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
double finger tested by whtronin October 22, 2017

double finger press 

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.
Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

Three Finger Double Teabagger 

A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger

double barrel finger bang 

simultaneously inserting the index and middle finger inside the anal cavity. while simultaneously inserting the thumb in the vagina.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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