Double Fings

Fat wings that appear on an extremely fat person not once, but twice. (see also fings)

I see Debbie is sporting the double fings today. Now that is what I call class.

by Shawn Marie March 4, 2009

Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015

double finger roll

A dangerous sex move that was discovered on October 11, 1997 and in honor of that day every month on the 11th is a day of celebration for the double finger roll. It is very dangerous and can lead to death. Only a few men came out alive and everyone else died within 23.6 seconds of the sexual technique. This sex move is a secret and is not to be spread around.

Yo did you do the double finger roll to that hooker last night?

fuck yeah man.

Dude your a fucking gorilla that shit is dangerous.

by Gorillaman4321 April 5, 2009

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

Three Finger Double Teabagger

A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.

I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

double barrel finger bang

simultaneously inserting the index and middle finger inside the anal cavity. while simultaneously inserting the thumb in the vagina.

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by the life watchers September 3, 2010