Dog•tism noun: An individual on the autistic spectrum who unknowingly to themselves displays determination, sex appeal, charisma, or a combination of said traits or similar characteristics due to their unique and gifted circumstances.
Even though Billy has autism, his silence and musical talents sure do make him popular with the ladies. That's what happens when you have a no quite dog mentality and autism, you're gifted with Dogtism.
by ShanetheAlien August 20, 2023
Get the Dogtism mug.Dog•tism noun: An individual on the autistic spectrum who has the unexplainable gift of being able to communicate and attract any dog they come in contact with.
How does Matt always have complete free control over any dog he sees? Dogs just seem to happily follow and listen to him, often even without verbal communication. It must be his dogtism…
by ImMakinEmAtNight February 21, 2025
Get the Dogtism mug.dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."
I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!
by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009
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A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
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