Urban
dictionary; define dogism -
A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible
mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible
mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the
mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of
butt,
butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to
work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.
Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
