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dontez
Dontez, is a african american name for a black boy who is misunderstood, crazy, shy , but very out going, the name dontez traces all the way back to 1975. Dontez is also a name for a powerful, smart, gentleman, great since of humor and very romantic in bed! But be careful dontez breaks hearts because its been done to him! All though he is a gentleman he is insecure about himself and the way of his appearance! But if dontez really loves you he loves hard and will do anything to keep his soulmate around also the name dontez , can mean sensitive, crazy, over jealous, and bi.polar! Dontez name means alot of crazy things, but if we can some it up in two i would put "worth it" and note to self dontez is also a fighter when he has to be dont under estimate him
dontez by Koolkid300 January 4, 2017
Related Words
Dortez • Dorte • Dartez Kennedy • doltez • dontez • Dontez Riley • Dortea • dorted • Dortel • dortent
Dorte
Dorte by DorteTookMyBottle March 9, 2020
doltez
(n):
1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
doltez by shirley boom December 23, 2010
Dorte
Dorte by GrandmaLlama April 6, 2016
Dartez Kennedy
A term meaning to go out and have a cigarette. A shortened version would be to go out and have a dart.
Dartez Kennedy by PMchoisi June 8, 2009
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