PMchoisi's definitions

Main Vein

The largest vein in the penis. Once the penis has become erect, the blue/purple vein becomes clearly visible.

"Seeing that chick naked got me so hard that my main vein was just bulging!!"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

DFMO

Dance Floor Make Out. The act of making out with a girl while drunk on the dance floor.

"Check out Johnny over there. He's been dancing with that chick all night and now he's getting a DFMO.

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

Hometown Classic

When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.

"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"

by PMchoisi June 9, 2009

Dartez Kennedy

A term meaning to go out and have a cigarette. A shortened version would be to go out and have a dart.

"Let's head out to the patio for a dartez kennedy"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

Dia Dog

An exceptionally bad case of diarrhea. Usually following a disgustingly fat and greasy meal.

"After eating the entire can of corn beef hash I had to sprint to the can to have a monstrous dia dog"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009