Dia Dog

An exceptionally bad case of diarrhea. Usually following a disgustingly fat and greasy meal.

"After eating the entire can of corn beef hash I had to sprint to the can to have a monstrous dia dog"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

Hometown Classic

When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.

"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"

by PMchoisi June 09, 2009

Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

DFMO

Dance Floor Make Out. The act of making out with a girl while drunk on the dance floor.

"Check out Johnny over there. He's been dancing with that chick all night and now he's getting a DFMO.

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

Main Vein

The largest vein in the penis. Once the penis has become erect, the blue/purple vein becomes clearly visible.

"Seeing that chick naked got me so hard that my main vein was just bulging!!"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

Dartez Kennedy

A term meaning to go out and have a cigarette. A shortened version would be to go out and have a dart.

"Let's head out to the patio for a dartez kennedy"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009