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Dorrito damage 

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!
Dorrito damage by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008
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Dorrito Dust 

The spices that you lick off your fingers after eating Dorritos.
That guy had hella Dorrito dust on his fingers, and then shook my hand. He needs a wet wipe or something.
Dorrito Dust by Ronsanity August 16, 2011

Dark Dorrito

A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
Dark Dorrito by trighappee February 23, 2011

Beans on my Dorrito Bag 

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.
"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"
Beans on my Dorrito Bag by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Dirty Dorrito 

A man crushes up some dorritos and shoves them up a girls anus. The girl then poops said dorritos on a plate and the two proceed to eat them.
We got hungry during sex last night, so we decided to do the dirty dorrito to satisfy both our needs.
Dirty Dorrito by Deep Eaters October 31, 2011
Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.
I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
El Dorito by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
Dorito Dick by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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