To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!
by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008
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by Ronsanity August 16, 2011
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A vagina with a extreme case of gonorrhea, that expels a dark black liquid from the crusty cysts and boils around the vaginal slit. Making the crusty cysts looks like a brown/blackish potato chip.
"I picked this girl up from the bar and took her back to my place. We were about to fuck, but when i pulled her panties back she had a Dark Dorrito
by trighappee February 23, 2011
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by Bob74685 November 6, 2012
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We got hungry during sex last night, so we decided to do the dirty dorrito to satisfy both our needs.
by Deep Eaters October 31, 2011
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I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
by cheesy454 July 25, 2021
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by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
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