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Doppelwanger 

Another guy's penis that looks just like yours.
My girlfriend told me my dick is a doppelwanger of her ex's.
Doppelwanger by Tbonerstalloner June 13, 2017

doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.
I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.
doppelwanker by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

doppelwanger 

when you're watching porn and notice the guys dick looks exactly like yours.
Oh my god that dude is totally my doppelwanger
doppelwanger by jonesberger January 4, 2021

doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...
I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.
doppelwhacker by minmi November 30, 2011

doppelmasker 

A person you spot in a public place who you think might be your friend – but you're not sure, because their face is partially covered by a mask.
Is that my friend Olivia, or just a doppelmasker?
doppelmasker by amymapsmith April 18, 2021

Doppelwänger 

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"
Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!
Doppelwänger by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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