doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...

I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.

by minmi November 30, 2011

doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.

I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.

by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

doppelblacker

Your black twin.

She's the black version of you, a doppelblacker.

by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

Doppelwalker

Someone who shares the same walk as a specific other person

Did you see how he was walking? Just like Dave! He’s his doppelwalker!

by Keyhole Tony June 1, 2018

doppelcracker

Your white twin

Girl, that white chick looks just like you. She's your doppelcracker.

by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014