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doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...
I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.
doppelwhacker by minmi November 30, 2011
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doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.
I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.
doppelwanker by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

doppelblacker 

She's the black version of you, a doppelblacker.
doppelblacker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

Doppelwalker 

Someone who shares the same walk as a specific other person
Did you see how he was walking? Just like Dave! He’s his doppelwalker!
Doppelwalker by Keyhole Tony June 1, 2018

doppelcracker 

Your white twin
Girl, that white chick looks just like you. She's your doppelcracker.
doppelcracker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026