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doppelwhacker

N. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.

One who is a physical stand-in for a sexual fantasy - a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. The doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.

That poor girl. If she only knew that you stumbled across a porn lookalike ...
I was browsing some porn on the weekend, and I came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. I squeezed one out in less than a minute.
doppelwhacker by minmi November 30, 2011
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doppelwanker

A male who impersonates a female online in order to have cyber sex with guys.
I'm exhausted cause I doppelwanked with 5 guys today. That's a doppelwanker record.
doppelwanker by IrishMolly72 November 27, 2012

doppelblacker 

She's the black version of you, a doppelblacker.
doppelblacker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014

Doppelwalker 

Someone who shares the same walk as a specific other person
Did you see how he was walking? Just like Dave! He’s his doppelwalker!
Doppelwalker by Keyhole Tony June 1, 2018

doppelcracker 

Girl, that white chick looks just like you. She's your doppelcracker.
doppelcracker by MICHAELANTONIO November 25, 2014