Doosen

The combined anatomic structure of the inner-meat on the outside of a female vagina, consisting of the labia (opening of the vagina) and the clitoris.

Example #1:
*First date*
Bachelor: "Your doosen stinks nice and good. I am prepared to perform coitus on it."
Female: "Are you going to buy me dinner first?"

Example #2:
"I had to reject her. Her doosen smelled like vinegar and parmesan cheese"

by SlangEngineer69 February 7, 2023

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

Doofenshmirtzing

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.

1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?

by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best villain ever to exist, he can create things that are stronger than the infinity gantlet, but his plans get foiled by some blue duck beaver thing.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: do you remember Thanos?

News Reporter: no.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: exactly.

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.

"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

by tick_tock February 3, 2018

Doofenshmirtz

The god of all gods, and the kings of all kings.

well all we can do now is just pray to Doofenshmirtz that it all works

by Dooftown Doofie May 21, 2019

doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

When you invent a new inator

"Behold, my masturbatinator! Btw this is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated "

by $teven the king March 7, 2018