doolen

1. a word used to describe an extremely irritating person who is pissing you the fuck off. often preceded by the word "fuckin" to add emphasis

2. someone who sucks

1. "you're being a fuckin doolen right now"

2. Person 1: "hey man, what do you think about george

bush?"

Person 2: "he's a fuckin doolen"

Person 1: "word.."

by lacyfrombehind October 24, 2009

Doolen

A slang word to describe a woman's love cave aka vagina

Dude I was gonna put it in her butt, but didn't want to get my dick stinky, so I put it in the doolen.

by Joshizzle3 November 26, 2010

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

Doofenshmirtzing

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.

1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?

by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best villain ever to exist, he can create things that are stronger than the infinity gantlet, but his plans get foiled by some blue duck beaver thing.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: do you remember Thanos?

News Reporter: no.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: exactly.

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.

"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

by tick_tock February 3, 2018

Doofenshmirtz

The god of all gods, and the kings of all kings.

well all we can do now is just pray to Doofenshmirtz that it all works

by Dooftown Doofie May 21, 2019