One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.
The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!
The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douchbaggle!!!!
You see that greasy, dirty, no-talent loser over there? The one with a filthy wifebeater who looks like he just fell out of a trailer home and thinks he can rap? That guy is a douchbag.