Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.

Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!

by MBL December 30, 2007

Double Door Locker

The same as a door locker, but used when the door has an automatic lock like a hotel door, or cruise ship cabin. The bolt is used in addition to the automatic lock.

Fuckin' Mike is such a Double Door Locker. He locked me out of my own cabin, and I had to sleep in the hallway.

by MBL January 4, 2008

door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox

Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.

by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022

door knob licker

an individual lacking in intellectual prowess

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

by culinarythug February 8, 2010

Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020