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After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.
Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...
by whorsemen({})96 March 11, 2011
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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