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Doomstink 

Doomstink, verb.

Doomstink is just a way of saying I farted, in another, less obvious, and ten times cooler way. It is also the name of a quasi-jackass-esque video.
"I just doomstinked."
Doomstink by Josh August 14, 2004
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doomsmirk 

The smirk a super-villain makes when he is one step away from enacting doomsday, world domination, or other evil plot. Usually done in tandem with maniacal laughter or pushing a big red button.
He did that nasty doomsmirk thing he does right before he reaches for his end-of-the-world button, but of course, he was pounded into next week. Again.
doomsmirk by alien-sugarstars August 11, 2019

doobstick 

1. An act of incredibly randomness and spontinaeity.

2. A chronic blunt wrapped in a marijuana leaf.
1. DAYUM, did you see that nigga get shit that shit was doobsticks.

2. Lets roll a doobstick and get all fucked up.
doobstick by canavanibus October 24, 2004

Drumstinks 

One who uses drumsticks to play air drums when they are actually very bad at playing the drums.
Jim:What is Joe doing with those drumsticks?
Bob:I don't know he is acting like a drumstinks.
Drumstinks by Zeake96 June 18, 2011

doomshine 

1) a German metal band
2) evil sunshine
1) "So we went to see Doomshine last night..."
2) "You're a beam of doomshine, son."
doomshine by AutisticMajor November 1, 2012

DoomStalker 

n. DoomStalker (abrv: DS): A compound of two words:
Doom - foreshadowing his fallen fate in success in life.
Stalker - A pedophilic obsesion of preceeding noun.

Such name suggests negative connotation. This is to be used sparingly, as it is distasteful in the English language.

However, in 1337, this word suggests one who is in false euphoria of a feeling of conterfeit superiority. Should one posses such name, it is advised to stay away and cut off al forms of interaction. It is for your health's sake.
DoomStalker, you n00b!
Go eat bleach and die, DoomStalker!
DS, you're and infidel!
PMG DIE DS!
DoomStalker by Xenon May 21, 2004

Doofstick 

1. A blunt instrument used to strike a person
2. Your penis
1. I'm about to use my doofstick on you
2. I'm about to use my doofstick on you
Doofstick by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010
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