Dookus 

SHIT!

Example 1:
Me: i took a huge dookus today

Example 2:
Me: that bitch took a wicked dookus in my house and didn't flush. then she said she wasn't ready for a relationship because i wasn't mature enough for her.

Example 3:
Jeremy: I want to go back to my house because i have to take a dookus!
Max: dude it's no big deal, just take a dookus at my house!
Jeremy: well my dookus tends to stink a lot!
Max: So does your mom's goose knuckle
Jeremy: i'm gonna dookus on your face!
Max: Fine!

Dookus by Mr. Bananagan January 23, 2011

dookus 

Someone who is unintelligent, stupid, and extremely foolish.

Shut up dookus

Youz a dookus

Kid's gotta be the biggest dookus I've ever seen

dookus by mjmj October 19, 2007

Dookus 

A really stupid person who might as well eat turds for breakfast.

Lately John has been such a dookus.

Dookus by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018

Donkus 

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

Doofus 

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Take A Count Dooku 

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"

Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku

Take A Count Dooku by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009