Doodpost 

noun

a long and unhinged rant made of all sorts of intersecting ideas posted on the internet in the form of a large wall of text

"nigga, i don't have time to read all of that doodpost"

Doodpost by riverzz April 22, 2020

doomposting 

When someone expects the worst possible scenario, regardless of there being evidence to support them. The poster will usually mention that they hope it doesn't happen. However, everything they say always reeks of pessimism.

Poster 1: this decade will be when WW3 starts
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting

doomposting by ethyr January 27, 2020

doodoostank 

n. The aroma left over from a Bowel Movement

Man, Wipe your ass! You got massive doodoostank!

doodoostank by Hactionary May 18, 2008

doomposting 

Name used to refer the prominent facebook group (usually named La Pasión del Doomposting) that makes memes and posts related to Doomentio, a mexican anime reviewer, and his controversial statements and tweets.

I really like doomposting, it's funny how they make fun of all the nonsense Doomentio says.

doomposting by soyvixx April 19, 2020

doodoostain remover 

a man or woman who loves to perform analingus

"Hey dawg, Tina over there is a doostain remover, she loves to lick a brotha's ass."

doodoostain remover by Marcus Butte August 21, 2003

Doodoostruck 

Suffering from explosive diarrhea; experiencing watery excrement propelled by intestinal gases; dosier.

He was always doodoostruck after overeating Indian food.

Doodoostruck by Guy4Ever March 2, 2017

daishos.doodoostains 

THEY are the seggyest most swaggy and funny person In the whole world😩 . They also large part of the lgbtq+ 😍 . Go check them out on tiktok they just hit 5.7k 😎 also they use ANY pronouns .

daishos.doodoostains is my waifu she can marry me.

daishos.doodoostains by daishos.doodoostains_#1fan March 12, 2021