When someone expects the worst possible scenario, regardless of there being evidence to support them. The poster will usually mention that they hope it doesn't happen. However, everything they say always reeks of pessimism.

Poster 1: this decade will be when WW3 starts
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting

doomposting by ethyr January 27, 2020

doodoostank

n. The aroma left over from a Bowel Movement

Man, Wipe your ass! You got massive doodoostank!

doodoostank by Hactionary May 18, 2008

doomposting

Name used to refer the prominent facebook group (usually named La Pasión del Doomposting) that makes memes and posts related to Doomentio, a mexican anime reviewer, and his controversial statements and tweets.

I really like doomposting, it's funny how they make fun of all the nonsense Doomentio says.

doomposting by soyvixx April 19, 2020

doodoostain remover

a man or woman who loves to perform analingus

"Hey dawg, Tina over there is a doostain remover, she loves to lick a brotha's ass."

doodoostain remover by Marcus Butte August 21, 2003

Doodoostruck

Suffering from explosive diarrhea; experiencing watery excrement propelled by intestinal gases; dosier.

He was always doodoostruck after overeating Indian food.

Doodoostruck by Guy4Ever March 2, 2017

daishos.doodoostains

THEY are the seggyest most swaggy and funny person In the whole world😩 . They also large part of the lgbtq+ 😍 . Go check them out on tiktok they just hit 5.7k 😎 also they use ANY pronouns .

daishos.doodoostains is my waifu she can marry me.

daishos.doodoostains by daishos.doodoostains_#1fan March 12, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026