Doochiebar 

A joint of Canabis to smoke and enjoy.

Do you want to go for a doochiebar?

Doochiebar by Andrew Hallam December 15, 2005

Douchebarge 

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).

OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!

Douchebarge by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

douchebar 

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.

If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.

douchebar by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

Doochebag 

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

Doochebag by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Doochiecat 

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.

You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.

Doochiecat by CinnyMac November 27, 2023

Douchebarrow

Like a Wheelbarrow but dumber, somehow.

"Trump is a complete Douchebarrow!"

Douchebarrow by Apocalyptic Witness October 5, 2026