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Douchebarge 

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
Douchebarge by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
Related Words

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.
"Stop your doochebagery!"
Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

douchebar 

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.
If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
douchebar by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

Doochebag 

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag
Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag
Doochebag by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Doochiecat 

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.
You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.
Doochiecat by CinnyMac November 27, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026