Doochiecat 

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.

You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.

Doochiecat by CinnyMac November 27, 2023

boochiecat 

Is the male version of a coochie! It is the anus inside of the cheeks of the booty.

Don’t let all of these people play in your boochiecat

Sir you boochiecat needs to be cleaned

Girlfriend to Boyfriend I’m fingering that boochiecat tonight

boochiecat by Man butt, man booty February 22, 2022

Douchecati 

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

Douchecati by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

Douchecation by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douchiecanoe 

a person who has surpassed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.

this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.

oh my gosh Jackson is SUCH a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the SAME day.

douchiecanoe by douchiecanoe August 16, 2016

Douchecat 

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

Douchecat by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

Doochiebar 

A joint of Canabis to smoke and enjoy.

Do you want to go for a doochiebar?

Doochiebar by Andrew Hallam December 15, 2005