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The way illiterate children who pretend they know what they are talking about spell "cannabis" because they are too goddamn retarded and arrogant to take the time to see if they got it right.
The fucktarded 15-year-old in 3rd grade handed his written assignment entitled "y canabis iz bad." He got put in the special kids' class shortly after.
Canabis by Shadow of the Void October 29, 2007
A proccesed for of Marajuana
canabis by Maxzilla June 20, 2003
a drug that get you high when smoked, smoking a lot can lead to you doing stupid things
james just had a load of canabis and got run over
canabis by jove April 13, 2005
The glue holding all this shit together
Lets light a canabis joint, school can wait.
Canabis by Lil high May 8, 2021

canabis enthusiast 

A canabis enthusiast is a person who does not like the social stigma with names such as pothead or stoner. They usually are stoners who have priorities and contribute to society.
Ex: every pot head who is successful
Jack: " Dude your such a stoner"
Chong: " no man, im just a canabis enthusiasts."

Cannabis Dreamin 

When your enjoying the HIGH through your Mind and Body man..that’s Cannabis Dreamin 🔥💨
Day or Night I’m always Cannabis Dreamin!
Cannabis Dreamin on such a Stoney Day.
Cannabis Dreamin by ClassicRonnie February 15, 2019

Carpe Cannabis 

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨
🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
Carpe Cannabis by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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