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touch donw!!! 

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!
"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"
touch donw!!! by little lily November 11, 2003
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Stanley Donwood 

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.
Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.
Stanley Donwood by soundship April 29, 2007

Donwillrich 

A group of fucking assholes that do not know how to do their jobs. They are fly by night wanna be's who lie, cheat, are unethical and also have a low level of integrity. Also a group who is also known for making extremely bad decisions.
At work we have a Donwillrich that controls everything, They make employees lives miserable.

The Donwillrich will cut payroll to make their bonus bigger, or the Donwillrich should give each other Blumpkins, Alabama hot pockets, play Wombat Combat and go Shrimping instead of working and taking advantage of good employees. They are a bunch of pussy ass motherfuckers.
Illegitimate crack-selling resident of Wisconsin. Former PMS map maker for StarCraft.
Gee golly, I sure wouldn't want to be donwano.
donwano by Sakura_RPG November 15, 2004

donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Donweezy 

Donweezy refers to a person who is in total control of any situation. The origins of the word come from a Puerto Rican man/myth Donato (gift rom God in Italian). Legend tells of the great exploits of this "Donato", including the ability to accurately throw people very far away. His great powers were acquired soon after reading How to Get Anyone to do Anything.
Scenario A
Person 1: Yo man I finally banged the new girl at work.
Person 2: Damn, that was some Donweezy shit.

Scenario B
Person 1: Whatup man what are you doin today?
Person 2: Nothin just chillin.
Person 1: Oh you're on some Donweezy shit.

Scenario C
Person 1: Congratulations on winning the election I never thought you'd be president of the UN!!!
Person 2: Yeah you know man, I just got on some Donweezy type shit.
Donweezy by Harold Bloom April 4, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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