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donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

downloadeding 

When you are so excited about an app that you are talking like you already have it, eventhough its still downloading!

Its that no-mans land, of making the decision to get the software, so you already have ownership- but you don't quite have it yet...
dude, I already have the new app for that, its downloadeding!
downloadeding by iantsmith April 13, 2011

download more ram

A serious question that was asked in 2004, now a meme.

Downloading more RAM is impossible since it's an hardware.

A fake prank website with the same name propose the user 3 choices of RAM to download, all are free. When the user clicks one, a "Downloading Ram" bar will appear and slowly progress, when done, a popup will appear that you have downloaded more ram. In reality, your ram is still the same.
Newbie : Where can i download more RAM ? I need it to play the newest games
(New reply from XxX_TrollKiller2002_XxX)
XxX_TrollKiller2002_XxX : (Sends link to downloadmoreramcom)

Download Anxiety 

1: The anxiety felt when downloading something within a set time limit. Anxiety increases according to the formula

ANXIETY=(DOWNLOAD REMAINING)/(TIME REMAINING).

2: The fear of a download failing, especially for very large downloads. In this case, anxiety increases the closer a download is to completion.

Symptoms of download anxiety include: Uncontrollable monitoring of the download; Refraining from doing anything else on the computer for fear of interrupting the download; Inability to concentrate on anything not related to downloading; and other more general anxiety symptoms.
1: My class finished at 6:30, but I was trying to download Rocky Balboa. It was real download anxiety time.

2: Person 1) My movie was almost finished downloading, and I couldn't keep my eyes off the progress bar. My heart was racing at a mile a minute.
Person 2) Sounds like you had some serious download anxiety.
Download Anxiety by Fred Invisible November 6, 2010

TV Download Addiction 

Also known as TDA, TV Download Addiction is when someone downloads vast amounts of one or several TV show episodes or seasons and becomes addicted to watching episodes in great periods of time. This is due to the ability to watch multiple, consecutive shows without commercials or days in between.
"Hey dude I haven't Tommy in a few days. Where's he been?"

"Oh you haven't heard? He's has TV Download Addiction. He caught TDA after he download all the seasons of Dexter so he won't be hanging out for a while."
TV Download Addiction by drewfer February 15, 2010

download festival 

An Annual Music fest held at castle donington, same destination as the world famous Mosters of Rock Shows reign in the 80's
(Adam D)Man did you catch slayer at download???

(Steve) Yeah man Raining blood was sic!!!
download festival by Adam D September 3, 2005