A real ass nigga that is very athletic and could have a lot of bitches but chooses not to because he's looking for the right one. He wants to be the best at every thing and is a real cool dude to be around.
A 13 year old virgin(faggot by definition). Has girlfriend with deformed ass and a mom who presses innocent niggas for no reason. Has small penis and only 1 solo win. Has xxxxxxl forehead. Did i mention he has a small penis(lolz in chat)
That kids a real Nate Donovan> he probably uses "lil pecker condoms", for his ugly ass nigga ass head ass lookin retard ass fuckin 7 head lookin ass nigga
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.