Donky balls 

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.

Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.

Donky balls by rojodojo April 17, 2015

donkey balls 

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

donkey balls by Adhamh August 4, 2005

shit donkey balls 

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong

Woman:i'm pregnant
Dude:Shit donkey balls!!

shit donkey balls by Kelley B January 13, 2008

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls 

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

donkey balls 

Term used to show dislike for something so intense, you would rather be slurping sweaty, hairy, smelly donkey balls. Generally preceded by the word "suck."

Popularized by Eric Cartman on South Park.

1. Dude, flaming homosexuals suck donkey balls!

donkey balls by cootercanoodler June 30, 2010

donkey balls 

1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.

Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!

donkey balls by Jacob Wallace September 13, 2005