Donkeyprom

A prom where every ass is available.

That was such a Donkeyprom i was with 2 different girl!

by donkeyprom May 6, 2015

Donkeypower

The power to stay chill and be good buds.

"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."

by Agus1 March 21, 2017

Donkeynomics

Obama and the Democrats economic policy.

When the President,Congress and the Senate are run by Democrats it's economic policies are called Donkeynomics.

by Donkeynomics March 10, 2009

Donkeypox

Donkeypox is a viral infection spread through the online or real life contact with Shrek’s Donkey. Originally started in Mads Cord after the first man to be infected, Aaron, has been constantly spamming Donkey images online. Dr. Stella has figured out that this was not a joke and diagnosed him with the newly reformed Donkeypox 2022. Ever since, this virus has been spreading very fast and even infected the doctor as well. The symptoms may include but are not limited to: irrational thinking, haste decisions, irresponsive to the moderators, spams and edits of donkey pictures with or without the help of bots, unstoppable laughing, and maybe even death.

Aw man I think I just got Donkeypox.
I told you the vaccine was useless…

by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust August 31, 2022

Donkeypower

The units of power of a piece of shit car.

The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.

by chulin May 23, 2009

donkeypotamus

The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.

There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.

The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.

The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!

by dpgraves October 26, 2011

Donkeybomb

To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".

"Tim dropped a Donkeybomb in that meeting."

"I Donkeybombed the technical test."

by Tyler Frans May 6, 2008