Donkeypox is a viral infection spread through the online or real life contact with Shrek’s Donkey. Originally started in Mads Cord after the first man to be infected, Aaron, has been constantly spamming Donkey images online. Dr. Stella has figured out that this was not a joke and diagnosed him with the newly reformed Donkeypox 2022. Ever since, this virus has been spreading very fast and even infected the doctor as well. The symptoms may include but are not limited to: irrational thinking, haste decisions, irresponsive to the moderators, spams and edits of donkey pictures with or without the help of bots, unstoppable laughing, and maybe even death.

Aw man I think I just got Donkeypox.
I told you the vaccine was useless…

Donkeypox by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust August 31, 2022

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Donkeypower

The units of power of a piece of shit car.

The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.

Donkeypower by chulin May 23, 2009

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donkeypotamus

The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.

There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.

The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.

The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!

donkeypotamus by dpgraves October 26, 2011

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Donkeybomb

To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".

"Tim dropped a Donkeybomb in that meeting."

"I Donkeybombed the technical test."

Donkeybomb by Tyler Frans May 6, 2008

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