Donkeypox 

Donkeypox is a viral infection spread through the online or real life contact with Shrek’s Donkey. Originally started in Mads Cord after the first man to be infected, Aaron, has been constantly spamming Donkey images online. Dr. Stella has figured out that this was not a joke and diagnosed him with the newly reformed Donkeypox 2022. Ever since, this virus has been spreading very fast and even infected the doctor as well. The symptoms may include but are not limited to: irrational thinking, haste decisions, irresponsive to the moderators, spams and edits of donkey pictures with or without the help of bots, unstoppable laughing, and maybe even death.

Aw man I think I just got Donkeypox.
I told you the vaccine was useless…

Donkeypox by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust August 31, 2022

Donkeypox 

Donkeypox Omicron is a newer variant of the Donkeypox virus where the infections received through visual contact with the Shrek donkey images are altered to show a similar but skewed type of donkey with Down syndrome. Patients with this variant unfortunately experience harsher symptoms.

Donkeypox omicron does not have any valid vaccines

Donkeypox by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust August 31, 2022

Monkeypox 

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

DonkeyPalooza 

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

DonkeyPalooza by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Monkeypox 

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

Monkeypox by thirdwave June 10, 2003

Monkeypox 

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

Monkeypox by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011