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donkeyorange 

a rare species of domestic ass with a yellowish to reddish-orange tint, recently added to the list of endangered species.
I had a donkeyorange but my mom gave it to charity.
donkeyorange by DrDre May 24, 2005

donkey door 

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
Why don't you check your donkey door?
donkey door by gadiv November 3, 2009

donkeyfoot 

dong, dawng-, duhng-kee-foot
noun: INFORMAL, SLANG

an effect created by a pair of pants or shorts that fit very tightly around a woman's groin, drawing attention to the with of her vagina.

not to be mistaken for a "cameltoe" which draws attention to the outline of a vulva.

Origin of donkeyfoot
from the alleged similarity between this effect and the shape, which resembles bulb of the donkey's hoof
Those tight fitting pants showed off her donkeyfoot, causing all the boys to stare at her crotch.

Though her pants didn't collect between her pudenda, the shape emphasized her donkeyfoot tastefully.
donkeyfoot by donkeyFoot October 24, 2018

donkey door 

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.
Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.
donkey door by upchuckk April 2, 2008

donkeycorn 

Half donkey, half unicorn character, as seen in Mythfits, the animated series created by Obie Scott Wade.
Donkeycorn's mama is an enchanted unicorn and his daddy's a donkey. That makes him one magical jackass!
donkeycorn by Nowist August 3, 2017

Donkeywhoremelon

A dumb slut that looks like a donkey.
Has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
May have been preggo once.
No real friends.
Nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
No one really likes them.
"Lydia Follmar is such a donkeywhoremelon."

"Ikr?"