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Donkey Shite 

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!
Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!
Donkey Shite by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021
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Donkey Shite 

me
donkey shite idk what to say its just me
Donkey Shite by donkey shite February 27, 2022

donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.
1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Donkeyshit 

Something that is more silly, fake, or stupid
"The movie Bruno, has more donkey shit than Borat"

"All of the videos parodying Greatest WOW Freak Out are all Donkeyshit"
Donkeyshit by Supermike6 August 14, 2009

donkeyshits 

How a Mexican person might try to pronounce the German term for thank you.
Heeey...gracious amigo, I mean donkeyshits mein friend
donkeyshits by pudcan July 26, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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