A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

Dookey by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

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dookey breath

Breath in excess smell of fecal matter, or feces.

Damn, that old lady breath stank she had dookey breath.

I'm going to go holla at that girl do I have dookey breath?

dookey breath by uptwnxs May 17, 2010

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dookey-booty

Dookey-booty, used usually in a game to replace "Dog water" or "This kid is TRASH". Dookey-booty means that someone is Free, Dog water, Dog shit, trash player, Bot, and that this kid's grandma is taking her clothes off distracting the player.

"THIS KID IS ACTUAL DOOKEY-BOOTY,"

dookey-booty by LTHL_FALCON December 28, 2021

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Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

Dookey Trail by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

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spookey dookey

Ghost poop!!

Casper pooped on the carpet spookey dookey

spookey dookey by Pamlicobob December 28, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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