Definitions by Hazencruz
Dookey Trail
The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.
Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.
Dookey Trail by Hazencruz January 24, 2011
Egg on Legs
A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.
Egg on Legs by Hazencruz August 6, 2010