When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

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donkeye

When you give someone a black eye by hitting them with you giant penis

Hey did you see that girl with the black eye? She must of got donkeyed.

donkeye by eldowildcat21 December 13, 2014

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Didis Donkee

A Stuffed animal with mad eyebrows, native to the San Francisco Bay Area

Didis Donkee was a stuffed elephant with a yellow shirt on.

Didis Donkee by Asong January 28, 2009

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