An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.

Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!

Donkeyed up by race08 October 17, 2008

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Donkeydinodick

When the massiveness of a mans dick scares even the most emotionless person

Dude this guys donkeydinodick is poking my eye out

Donkeydinodick by Donkeydinoman July 18, 2020

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dongeyed

You enter dongeyed after you have consumed a munted amount of Coronas.

Holy crap Doug just sank half a case of ronas, he should be about to enter dongeyed mode.

dongeyed by Private bineng February 27, 2019

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donkeydick

Man with very large penis
also hung like horse
;)

Me big donkey dick

donkeydick by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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