may 12, 2004 is the day donjo became born . on this great day , celebrated by many all , he will be remembered as the “emotional white girl support person.”

white girl: OMG it's donjo’s birthday go wish him a happy birthday >.<

donjo’s birthday by dm.banks May 9, 2020

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Dongoloid

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

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sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011

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Colin O'Donoghue

An awesome irish actor and life-ruiner. Also he is a (hot) musician, he plays the guitar. Most known as "Captain Hook" in the show "Once upon a time". The sexiest man alive. If you don't know him, you're wrong

My body isn't ready for Colin O'Donoghue, too much perfection for me

Colin O'Donoghue by Hooker77 June 15, 2013

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