A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 06, 2009
Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
by reaaaaalnigga June 28, 2016
1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
by Em.* July 21, 2005
Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
by country_boy August 18, 2009
a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
by jude_it February 21, 2023