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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021
Disingenuous Assertions
Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
Distinguished Visitors
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012
disingenue
The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.
disingenue by bluestocking February 25, 2008
distrigued
We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.
Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.
Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.
Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.
distrigued by Kaptinn January 20, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.