Distingue

Refined, sophisticated, worldly, classy

She had an air of distingue as she strolled down the street wearing the latest fashion.

Distingue by Mind Balm November 6, 2017

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

disingenue by bluestocking February 25, 2008

distrigued 

We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.

Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.

Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.

distrigued by Kaptinn January 20, 2011